“i have your papers graded i just need to enter the grades in“ is the professor’s version of the student’s “I wrote my paper but I left it at home”
(via quasarkisses)
you’re not in the friend zone because you’re too nice, you’re in the friend zone because they’re too nice.
instead of just telling you that you’re an ugly fuck, they went through the trouble of creating some sort of pocket dimension that doesn’t exist to spare your bloated ego even though you most likely don’t deserve that since you’re selfishly trying to get your dick wet under the guise of friendship and kindness anyway.
(via thebellsofsaintclara)
People that have unnatural obsessions with serial killers and mass school shooters are 99% of the time white teenage girls
But seriously where is the lie?
(via thebellsofsaintclara)
When YouTube sponsors your relationship
Lmmfao I can’t
(via catchingmybeth)
if you were previously homophobic but realize you were wrong: that’s ok, u are learning
if you are struggling with internalized misogyny: that’s ok too, keep fighting to overcome the sexism that society perpetuates
if you were accidentally trans phobic but are fixing it: great, we need everyone on our side
if at any point u were wrong and are trying to fix it: we accept you and we were all there. keep working to be a good personYes. Not everyone is born liberal. Many people are raised by racist or homophobic parents. Not their fault they end up that way for a little while. Ya just gotta learn eventually.
This is why it’s so important to educate people instead of just yelling at them.
(via thebellsofsaintclara)
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
(via catchingmybeth)